showerthoughtsofficial:

Before the internet: most people lived in an information desert. After: people live in an information flood and the water’s unsafe to drink.

funnystories:

In my junior year of high school, this guy asked me on a date. He rented a redbox movie and made a pizza. We were watching the movie and the oven beeped so the pizza was done. He looked me dead in the eye and said, “This is the worst part.” I then watched this boy open the oven and pull the pizza out with his bare hands, rack and all, screaming at the top of his lungs. We never had a second date.

cyclopette:

ohcorny:

beauty and the beast au where belle’s dad is the one that breaks the spell by loving the beast like the son he never had

what the fuck that’s adorable